Waan ku daalayaa FPAM

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Haddii aad ku jirto Facebook, waxaad helaysaa FPAM'd, saw maaha?

It sounds pretty funny, but it's not. I think that's what I'm going to start calling it… FPAM = Facebook Faafin. Sanduuqa iimeylkeyga waxaa ka buuxa casuumaad saaxiibtinimo, casuumaado dhacdo oo dhab ah, casuumaad saaxiibtinimo oo saaxiibtinimo, saaxiibbaday waxay qabaan su'aalo ay i weydiiyaan, waa inaan ku rakibo codsigan Facebook, waa inaan noqdaa Saaxiibbadooda Ugu Fiican, Waa inaan u hadlaa sidii burcad badeed frickin ah….

I daa aniga, Facebook!

My life doesn't revolve around Facebook – nor does my online life. Facebook is one of the Social Networks that I belong to. It appears that it's trying to be all of them. We had that once, it was called Prodigy. Do you guys remember that? AOL was there as well. Both weren't ISPs at the time, they were trying to be everything you needed online. AOL even made you browse the web with their browser for quite a while.

It didn't work then, and it's not going to work now. Facebook – you will not be the center of my life. I have too many friends (outside Facebook), a social life in the real world, and other interests in the virtual world.

I daa aniga, Facebook!

There's a great idea for an application on facebook, the “Leave Me Alone” application. This application blocks all incoming requests for anything and autoresponds to the requester with an email that says, “Leave Me Alone”. When you visit my Facebook page, it should read, “Leave me Alone!”

I daa aniga, Facebook!

8 Comments

  1. 1

    Haye Doug

    Waxay noqon kartaa inaad saaxiibo badan ku leedahay facebook.

    Si kastaba ha noqotee, Haddii aadan rabin inaad hesho martiqaad, ka dibna beddel goobahaaga raadinta ee Facebook si aan cidina kuu helin oo kuu codsan karin saaxiib, kuugu soo diri karin adiga iyo wixii la mid ah. Waxaan u eegay astaamahayga hoos u sii adag ka dibna xabsi oo hadda kaliya waxaan helayaa casuumaad / fariimo dadka aan doonayo.
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    Duane

  2. 3

    Xaqiiqdii waan furey koontadayda dhowr maalmood ka hor. Markay ficil-gooyaan waxay ku weydiinayaan sababta. Mid ka mid ah xulashooyinka ayaa ahaa “mid kale” oo wata sanduuqa qoraalka. Way codsadeen. Waan dhigay:

    Waqti aad u wanaagsan ayaad iibin doontaa / siin doontaa macluumaadkeyga ololeyaasha xayeysiinta ee bartilmaameedka u noqon doona xayeysiisyada aniga si gaar ah aniga ii ah, haddii aadan dhammaan diyaar u aheyn.

    Waxaan ka shakisanahay inay wax uun meeshaas ka kici doonto, laakiin waxay i siiyeen fursad aan ku dhajiyo labadaydii santuuqa. Dabcan, waan qaatay!

  3. 4

    Waan dul istaagi karaa emayllada ka imanaya Facebook ee ku saabsan dhacdooyinka ama farriimaha gidaarka ama codsiyada saaxiibbada. Waxa aan u adkaysan karin waa emaylka ka imanaya codsiyada aanan rabin. Haddii codsi kasta i soo diro markaa markiiba waan xakameynayaa hadda.

    Waxaan jeclahay fikradda ah "Isoo dhaaf" arjiga in kastoo! Waxay i badbaadin laheyd 5 daqiiqo usbuucii markii aan garaaco “ka: facebook” ee Gmail oo aan tirtiro wax badan.

  4. 5

    Waxa aad ku sifeyneyso dhowaan ayaa lagu qeexay digaag.

    Laakiin dhab ahaantii waad beddeli kartaa dejinta ogeysiisyada Facebook kuu soo diro - Kaliya fiiri hoosta Kootada> Ogeysiisyada. Waxaad calaamadeyn kartaa dhammaan xulashooyinka oo markaa waxaad u badan tahay inaadan helin emayl aad u tiro badan 😉

  5. 7

    Waxaan ku raaxaystaa la macaamilidda asxaabta, khaasatan kuwa aan la yeesho cilaaqaadka oo aan ka siman nahay.

    Aniga ahaan, saaxiib waa qof aan aqaano, oo aan waxyaabo ka dhexeeyaa, iyo inaan labadeenaba qiimo ku kordhin karno midba midka kale noloshiisa.

    Laga yaabee waxa loo baahan yahay 'qiimeynta' asxaabta? Qaarkood waxaa loo oggol yahay inay ka dhawaadaan kuwa kale, halka kuwa kale ay yihiin uun isbarasho aad ku aragtid agagaaraha goobta waqti ka waqti!

    Kuwa igu cayaaro waa 'asxaabta' isku daya inay i iibiyaan wax maalin kasta. Waxaan bilaabay inaan 'la saaxiibo' markay bilaabaan taas!

    Waxaan sidoo kale ka xanuunsanahay in ay i qaniinaan vampires iyo yewves, waxaanan wajahayaa culeys ah in aan waayo sahayda rasaasta qalinka ah!

    Waxa dad badani aysan ogaanin waa ku darista codsiyada waxay ka dhigan tahay in faahfaahintooda lagu sii fidayo meel ka durugsan markasta oo ay ku daraan!

  6. 8

    Fikrado badan oo waxtar leh halkan.

    Sidoo kale faallooyinka Stephen. Facebook wuxuu bilaabay Flyers Pro Isniintii, taas oo la mid ah Google Ad Words. Facebook ma iibin doono macluumaadkaaga, laakiin nidaamkoodu wuxuu akhriyaa astaantaada waxaadna arki doontaa waraaqo ku saleysan waxa aad ku dhejisey Facebook xayeysiiyaha.

    Uma maleynayo inay tani tahay wax xun. Waxaan u maleynayaa dadka badankood inay baranayaan sida loo isticmaalo Facebook oo ay ugu dhadhamiyaan dhadhankooda. Waan u qorsheeyay markaa waxaan helayaa kaliya macluumaadka aan doonayo, taas oo ahayd waxa Facebook ka dhigay mid rafcaan leh bilowgii. Haddii aadan jeclayn wax beddel dejintaada.

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